Conductor to Santa, "Do you mind if I put your bag out of the way, Sir? people coming in are falling over it." Indifferent Santa: You leave it where it is. If nobody falls over it, I shall forget it's there!
Jeeto was learning driving from Santa. Jeeto: I do not know what to do. Santa: Just imagine that I am driving!
Jeeto irritatingly to inebriated Santa: You're never going to mend your ways. Today again, you have come home drunk. Santa: I swear to drunk, I'm not God!
Banta: Why doesn't China play Cricket? Santa: Actually, ICC doesn't want them to play the game because everyone looks the same. If someone gets out, he shall go to the pavilion, wash his face and come out to bat again!
Santa and Banta go to a cinema to watch a movie. Ticket Clerk: Yes sir? Santa: Can I have two tickets please? Ticket Clerk: For "Ek Villain"? Santa: No, for 2 comedians, Santa and Banta!
Santa: I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years. Banta: Then what happened? Santa: She married the 'postman'!